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Phoenix's B-movie Review: The Colony
Hello boys and girls and welcome to another B-movie review! It's been a while, and not because there aren't enough B-Movies to go around (for example Drive Angry), but it is just that I've been a little busy. Specifically I've been busy watching countless hours of NCIS. So of course I started thinking to myself, one of these guys must have made a B-movie when they were young and foolish. DiNozzo looked like the most likely candidate for B-movie star power, and in that spirt I bring you Michael Weatherly in The Colony.
When I first hit play I thought that I mu
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Phoenix B moive review: Avatar
Avatar
Spoiler Alert (sort of)
Okay...so...Avatar. The basic plot is that there is this planet where...wait...hold on...I know a better way to do this:
The Plot of Avatar
Technology = Bad.
Nature = Good.
Military = Bad.
Science = Good?
Money = Bad.
Now that we've got that out of the way I'm going to get right to my biggest gripe about this film. And that would be 'unobtanium'. Read it out loud, go ahead. "Unobtanium."
Are you fucking kidding me?
Not only is it painfully lame, it's not even ORIGINAL! Please see the movie The Core, and novel Ringworld.
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Phoenixs B-Movie Review V: Megasnake
THIS JUST IN: Okay so my secret internet sources have informed me that at a recent convention Michael Shanks confessed to signing up for a movie without having actually, technically, ever having read (or even skimmed) the script.
He did this to try and help get a Visa to work in the American Film Guild. So he had his reasons for this horrible movie. See what acting can do to your sense of right and wrong?
Mothers, dont let your babies grow up to be Actors.
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The chocolate ice-cream was in my mug, the husband had been banished to the basement (where the other TV is), and it was
I've found a new way to waste time in form of video entertainment:
Here's the run down, Richard Dean Anderson plays a wise ass, ex-USAF special forces, astronomy enthusiast, from Minnesota that is pulled out of retirement for a series of top secret missions. Sound familiar? That's right I've been watching MacGyver.
This show is great, no really, my sides are in stitches. An episode breaks down like this:
27%- Making defensive weapons out of house hold items.
23%- Escaping various life threatening situation using house hold items.
6%- Being tied to something or someone.
6%- Cutting various things with the world's sharpest Swiss Army k
Phoenix's B-Moive Review by Phoenix-Cry, literature
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Phoenix's B-Moive Review
NOTE: I hope this makes you giggle, I just saw this moive and HAD to write a review. I thought I'd share it with you here at Phoenix-cry.
Since my husband is out of town I thought I'd indulge in one of my favourite pass times: Watching B-movies. Bruce Campbell and Jeffery Combs are my personal heroes. No budget was ever too low for them and for that I love them.
There are some things that a big budgeted Blockbuster just can't provide.
And every once in a while you come across a B-movie so horrifying that you simply must share it with everyone. Tonight's movie was one of those.
A few days ago I browsed over to Netflix to see if Michael Sh
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Alien Apocalypse
It's time for another Phoenix Lord's B-movie Review. Today's cinematic masterpiece is 'Alien Apocalypse' starring none other than Bruce 'don't call me 'Ash'' Campbell.
First a few words about Bruce Campbell. In the movie world there are good actors and then there are great actors. Bruce Campbell is a *great* actor. Since I know that I am often sarcastic, I'd like to state for the record that I am not being sarcastic.
I love Bruce Campbell and all his works (he has a book "If Chins Could Kill: confessions of a B-movie actor. I'm not kidding. READ IT!).
Here's what makes Bruce so grea
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Slither
This B-movie is a special one, and I'll tell ya why in one word: money. That's right this baby is one of those sweet gems that actually had a budget behind it and yet it *still* managed to be classic B.
This B-movie features an actor that deserves a lot more respect than he gets. Mainly because no one knows who he is. It is the ever charming captain of the Serenity from Firefly, Mr. (NOTE TO EDITOR: please look up this guy's name for me). He's sensational...and by that I mean he's damn cute in his little small town cop outfit.
Okay all you Sci-fi fans out there soak in this plot line: an intel
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Phoenix Lord's B-movie Review: The Void
Well my husband is out of town this week and you all know what that means:
B-movie watching time!!
Today's act of B-movie has been committed by none other than the ever lovely Amanda Tapping ('Samantha Carter' of Stargate SG-1).
First of all, just to get this out of the way: "Damn."
This is what I have to say about Amanda running around this movie in her wonderfully tight fitting wardrobe, and all of her rolling around in silk sheets. It's also nice to get to hear her actually laugh..like tittering in a girlish manner.
Okay now that you're all scratching your heads trying to figure out my sexua