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Very Funny Razor... by Phoenix-Cry Very Funny Razor... by Phoenix-Cry
...now beam down my clothes!!


Yes, yes, an OLD joke, but still a funny one. This is Salen my Vulcan OC being college hazing style tormented by his human Starfleet black ops partner Razor. Salen doesn't think it's funny, he has a lot more anger in him than your average Vulcan.
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TheGargarean Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
interesting character very sexy indeed!
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Phoenix-Cry Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014
Thanks!  I always enjoyed Salen
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TheGargarean Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You should! he really looks quiet an interesting character and fairly good-looking apart form that!
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Phoenix-Cry Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014
Well if you're going to make up a man...he might as well be good looking!
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TheGargarean Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah I absolutely agree with you!
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Phoenix-Cry Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014
He has a friend, Razor: phoenix-cry.deviantart.com/art… heehee
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arche0 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011
:p
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Phoenix-Cry Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011
:giggle:
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arche0 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011
:)
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ThrowDownYourHat Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Oh man, what a horrible prank :lmao:
I love his expression, and the pose is fantastic XD You also tried out a really difficult perspective here, and I applaud you for that :D Perspective had always been the hardest thing for me to accomplish.
Razor better do what Salen says or he's really in for it! :rofl:

~Vivi :earth:
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Phoenix-Cry Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011
Heehee. Poor, poor Salen. The perspective was so annoying!
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ThrowDownYourHat Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Oh I can only imagine XD I've been recently trying perspective, but it's super hard so I feel your pain.

~Vivi :earth:
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entwineddarkness Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010
Well I've never done a perspective shot before myself, but yours here isn't bad! I think expression-wise you can really see the annoyance; and I'm liking the shading on those arm muscles. =D
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Phoenix-Cry Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010
Thanks! Yeah this was my first real 'down' perspective, it is really hard! :giggle: Salen is not amused!
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Nuwame Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
Salen is not amused but I sure am!! Razor's going to get it isn't he, :giggle:.
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Phoenix-Cry Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
Not amused at all! :giggle:
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Nuwame Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
No he isn't but I am, :giggle:.
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AJHalliwell Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Poor guy, looks like someone took a very funny razor to all of his body.
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Phoenix-Cry Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
Damn it...I forgot to draw his body fur....grrrrr...I was going to do that!
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yamihoole Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ha! I've been meaning to find out what this one's all about. I'm sure Razor thinks this is worth whatever punishment he's going to get.
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Phoenix-Cry Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
Heehee. Razor will do anything for a cheap laugh.
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Evios Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
LMAO Poor guy, Salen gets so much grief.
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Phoenix-Cry Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
Yup!
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Apophis906 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
lol, very funny.
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Phoenix-Cry Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
Razor is going to get his ASS handed to him when Salen gets back on that ship!
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Apophis906 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
lol, wrong reply,lol. Yeah well the whole beam down naked is only so funny when your the one naked.
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Phoenix-Cry Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
Yeah. :giggle: Although I'm sure if it was Razor who was naked he'd be strutting his stuff! he's not easily embarassed.
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Apophis906 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
lol.
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Apophis906 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
;p
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Anariel-Erestor Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
at least it's not hard for him to hide his junk. It's retractable. ;P
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Evios Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
What makes you believe that?
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Anariel-Erestor Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
[link]

Scroll down to: Repoductive Systems.

Pretty handy considering the first place a human male might hit is in the crotch. The Vulcan would be like ".... what was that supposed to accomplish?"
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Evios Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
Well it seems fanbased considering I don't think a Star Trek author wrote this XD but you know it's whatever people considers right. I never would of thought of a Vulcan having a retractable penis. Lol
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Phoenix-Cry Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
I was unaware that Vulcans could do that. I was going more for a holding it between his legs for maximum security look. :giggle:
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Anariel-Erestor Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconicameplz:
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R0-S3 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
pfft, that joke never gets old. Ever.
The anatomy looks slightly odd. I think what's bugging me is that his arms look too short. That, and his stomach seems off - the muscles look wrong.
But on the plus side, it's an awesome picture all the same. I love perspective shots :3
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Phoenix-Cry Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
This is my first perspective shot so there is bound to be some serious troubles with the anatomy.

glad you like.
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