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The Future is...now!
We live in a wonderful time, and I’m not just saying that...I can prove it.
I have found the ultimate use for the Internet. Life, for me, is never going to be same. Sure I could be using it to do research on papers done by people with more PhDs than major appendages, or chatting with people from other parts of the world gaining a better understanding of my fellow man, or diagnosing myself with any number of rare conditions that I’ve never heard of, or just simply rotting my moral fiber with more porn than any one person could ever absorb.
But I am not doing any of these things.
What I am doing is having Eddys.com inform me, via e-mail, every time my local grocery store gets a shipment of my favourite flavour of Eddy’s ice cream.
We live in blessed times.
We live in a wonderful time, and I’m not just saying that...I can prove it.
I have found the ultimate use for the Internet. Life, for me, is never going to be same. Sure I could be using it to do research on papers done by people with more PhDs than major appendages, or chatting with people from other parts of the world gaining a better understanding of my fellow man, or diagnosing myself with any number of rare conditions that I’ve never heard of, or just simply rotting my moral fiber with more porn than any one person could ever absorb.
But I am not doing any of these things.
What I am doing is having Eddys.com inform me, via e-mail, every time my local grocery store gets a shipment of my favourite flavour of Eddy’s ice cream.
We live in blessed times.
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That flavour happens to be Girl Scout Thin Mint Specail Edition.
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