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Last of the Elves

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The lines on this are so delicate and crips! The added white ink (a colour I don't see often enough in tats) is a wonderful touch...

Please don't have me arrested...

Journal Entry: Thu Jul 9, 2009, 7:39 PM
Any minute now Dateline is going to come and pound down my door. They are going to stick a camera in my face while the cops cuff me and drag me off to Federal Prison. I'll have a surprised look of my face for a moment, but then when they present the evidence to me I'll be like:

"Oh...yeah, I can see where that might seem creepy."

Yup. I am now offically an Internet Creep. These things can really sneak up on you. Allow me to explain.

At one point I met an artist online here at DA and it turns out that she lives in Ft. Lauderdale, where my Mum lives. So out of complete innocents I say: "Hey, I'm going to be in FL next week, we should get together, have a drink."

To which she replies: "Um...well I'll have to ask my Dad."

Me: "....uh...what?"

Internet person: "I'm 14."

Me: "....."


Recently this happened to me again when I attempted to enter a business contract with someone who I only just found out is 15.

What is WRONG with me? :giggle:

Anyway, to all the young folk out there please understand that anything I ever say comes from me being complete moron and not because I'm a creepy internet stalker person.

Forgive me.

And if it's not too much trouble could you send me a pack of cigarettes? We use them like money here in the slammer.


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  • Current Residence: 'Fly Over Country' USA
  • Interests: Parrots, Art, Dog Assisted Therapy, Stargate
  • Favourite movie: Shawshank Redemption
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock!
  • Favourite poet or writer: Issac Asimov
  • Skin of choice: Tattooed
  • Favourite game: Myst
  • Favourite cartoon character: Chilly Willy! Penguins rule!
  • Tools of the Trade: My sweet, sweet laptop...

Comments


LOL.

OHOH! Have you read "Letters to Star Trek"? It's epic.
I have not...sounds humourous

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"Never in the history of boredom has anyone been as bored as I am right now." Jack O'Neill, Stargate

"If I wanted to watch young, attractive people do exciting things...I'd watch sports." The Onion's movie review of Star Trek IX
It is very. It's all these letters fan wrote to the cast and crew in the '70s. And one them was about Leonard Nimoy's bike being stolen and it was lile "I'm sorry to hear about your bike being stolen. I suggest you tie it up!" and about William Shatner's hatred of fruit salad, their like "Does William Shatner still react violently at the mention of fruit salad?"
Yeah, but it was Shatner who stole the bike. :giggle:

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"Never in the history of boredom has anyone been as bored as I am right now." Jack O'Neill, Stargate

"If I wanted to watch young, attractive people do exciting things...I'd watch sports." The Onion's movie review of Star Trek IX
OMG For real?? I havn't gotten that far in "The Making of Star Trek" ... figures it would be him stealing it though.

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